BERNING QUESTION

Okay. I have serious fucking doubts as to whether this adorable little newborn kitten was alive at all when these people started shooting this movie. Do its eyes open even once? Do we ever get a clear shot? Because I've totally seen live things that do that. (Open their eyes, not get clear shots.)

There — look how the woman's hand nods the kitten's head limply up and down, then carefully props it up and waits for gravity take it to the ground in a vaguely "falling asleep"-like fashion. I suspect there is some serious Weekend and Bernie's style shit going on.

Hey, you guys, come on out to my island beachouse this weekend! You can find me dead then haul my corpse around for two days making me act like I'm alive because you think that people will think you killed me and call the police! Then we can go hunting for treasure five years later on the Virgin Islands and you'll turn me into a zombie! The Washington Post will hate my antics but I'll still make $12.7-million! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weekend_at_Bernie%27s_II!

That was, like, the dead kitten talking.